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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Thought leaders spent the last couple of decades propaganding that features-per-week is the only metric to optimize, and that if your software has any bit of efficiency or quality in it that's a clear indicator for a lost opportunity to sacrifice it on the alter of code churning.

The result is not "amazing". I'd be more amazed had it turned out differently.

[–] SanicHegehog@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Fucking "features". Can't software just be finished? I bought App. App does exactly what I need it to do. Leave. It. Alone.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

"More AI features"? Of course we can implement more AI features for yo.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It's kind of funny how eagerly we programmers criticize "premature optimization", when often optimization is not premature at all but truly necessary. A related problem is that programmers often have top-of-the-line gear, so code that works acceptably well on their equipment is hideously slow when running on normal people's machines. When I was managing my team, I would encourage people to develop on out-of-date devices (or at least test their code out on them once in a while).

[–] G_M0N3Y_2503@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Optomisation often has a cost, weather it's code complexity, maintenance or even just salary. So it has to be worth it, and there are many areas where it isn't enough unfortunately.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Exactly the mindset responsible for the state of modern software.

[–] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Bro just denied bro's lemmy comment pull request

[–] G_M0N3Y_2503@lemmy.zip 0 points 5 hours ago

Oops, forgot the AI step