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[-] vd1n@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago

I was high the whole time, beginning to end.

[-] magnetosphere@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I finally figured out that by showing up unshaven and half asleep on my first day, I set the bar nice and low, and kept expectations to a minimum. Just being punctual, reliable, and civil made me Employee of the Month material.

IMPORTANT NOTE: this advice is only intended for a job that you don’t take very seriously. It is most emphatically not recommended behavior for your dream career.

[-] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

aka...restaurants

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Pfffft my brother got a job on a farm in 1991 and loved it cos he could get stoned and drive about in his tractor all day. He's still there, and still stoned. Rambles a lot of insane nonsense mind you, that stuff really fucks you up long-term

[-] charlytune@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Airline pilot?

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