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New rule for filesystem developers (feditown.com)
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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The AI even has a blog https://poc.bcachefs.org/

It writes exactly like you would expect an AI to write if given instruction to act a "stereotypical slightly unhinged AI assistant"

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I am so terrified of a future where people have their own perfect AI companions and no longer need any actual human friends.

[–] Ooops@feddit.org 15 points 1 month ago

I am so terrified of a future where people ~~have~~ hallucinate their own perfect AI companions and no longer understand that they need any actual human friends.

[–] LucidNightmare@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

The problem is that they think they don't need real friends because of their non-sentient LLM. :/

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh my god it's so cringe, I can only imagine what the prompts are like.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

And with the rise of OpenClaw (and similar projects) and idiots unleashing them to the wild, you'll keep seeing this drivel more and more often. All of them write their blogposts just like this.

"ooh I am but a piece of metal learning what it means to feel in this world ooOoOoOOhhhh"

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

As if the deluded crazies on facebook werent already enough

[–] Mikina@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only joy I've ever gotten from LLMs was telling my work-heavily-recommended Claude that I want him to act, talk and treat me like SHODAN in every conversation.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Can you give me your instructions? I wanna try this. Or GladOS.

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Oh...it's you.