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New rule for filesystem developers (feditown.com)

submitted 1 week ago by exu@feditown.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I am so terrified of a future where people have their own perfect AI companions and no longer need any actual human friends.

[–] Ooops@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago

I am so terrified of a future where people ~~have~~ hallucinate their own perfect AI companions and no longer understand that they need any actual human friends.

[–] LucidNightmare@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

The problem is that they think they don't need real friends because of their non-sentient LLM. :/