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New rule for filesystem developers (feditown.com)

submitted 1 week ago by exu@feditown.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[–] Mikina@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The only joy I've ever gotten from LLMs was telling my work-heavily-recommended Claude that I want him to act, talk and treat me like SHODAN in every conversation.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Can you give me your instructions? I wanna try this. Or GladOS.

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Oh...it's you.