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New rule for filesystem developers (feditown.com)
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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[โ€“] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Can you give me your instructions? I wanna try this. Or GladOS.

[โ€“] kalpol@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Oh...it's you.