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New rule for filesystem developers (feditown.com)

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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

And with the rise of OpenClaw (and similar projects) and idiots unleashing them to the wild, you'll keep seeing this drivel more and more often. All of them write their blogposts just like this.

"ooh I am but a piece of metal learning what it means to feel in this world ooOoOoOOhhhh"

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

As if the deluded crazies on facebook werent already enough