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This is my aunt's daughter's cousin(my sister) with mango black bean paste on cinnamon raisin bagels. She's been eating it every day for every meal since she became autistic at age 42. I told her it's not healthy but she tells me to fuck off every time. We had her over for Christmas dinner and I stuffed the turkey full of bagels hoping she would actually eat but she just screamed at me that I was an inconsiderate dumb man. I'm not even a man so I don't understand, does she know something I don't? She was born 9 years before me so maybe she knows all of our family's secrets and that's why she only eats mango black bean paste bagels.
I've made it my life's work to investigate this but I haven't gotten anywhere, if anyone can help me discover the truth I'll give you six cents and a pocket full of lint as compensation.
You don't suddenly become autistic. People are born autistic.
The truth is mango black bean paste bagels sounds fucking disgusting.
🫲 money please.