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[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

CEO: "Wow, this could replace me, because all I really do is send an email once a day and try to say nice things about business business while trying to profit off of insider trading. And this thing won't do the last bit, so it's better then me! Everyone use the theft machine!"

Workers: "Healthcare?"

CEO: "No. Only use theft machine!"