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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] chosensilence@pawb.social 249 points 1 day ago (4 children)

i haven't been to Mexico since i was four. i don't speak Spanish. this would wreck my life!

awww, yeah? so now that you're being directly impacted by Trump's policies they've gone too far? could this have been avoided by not supporting a fascist perhaps? hmm..

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Bold of him to assume they'd send him back to Mexico and not to Sudan or whereverthefuck they're disappearing people to

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

He would be best to go back to Mexico on his own right now, or else he'll probably end up somewhere he doesn't want to be.

Of course, he's an idiot so this won't have occurred to him.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

He openly admits that he doesn't actually know anything about the people he's voting for, and just votes for anyone who represents the republican party. He doesn't even know if he actually voted for Trump or not he just "suspects" that he probably did. This probably means he also doesn't bother to actually pay any attention to any of the policies of the republican party.

He just coasted through life without paying any attention or ever engaging in his brain. He's the reason that manufacturers had to start putting "don't drink bleach" warnings on bleach.

So he's voted in elections...as an alien?

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Anyone who isn't even sure who they voted for for president just 15 months ago should not be holding any political office...

Actually if he did vote for president, he did so illegally.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

He's a fucking mayor, how does he not pay attention to policies?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 9 hours ago

I have colleagues who don't read emails, so I guess it's possible.

But given the fact that he appears to be ignorant of fundamental US laws, I have to conclude that he didn't bother reading any of them.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

He's the reason that manufacturers had to start putting "don't drink bleach" warnings on bleach.

I don't think he read the warnings

[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 4 points 20 hours ago

That's for snowflakes!

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They think they're special and they can do anything they want because they're republican.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

What do you MEAN I'm out of the in-group? I was in the in-group.

For those smarter among us, this is why we want laws that apply fairly to everyone.

I don't want a world where crimes are expected, and you just have to continually manage whose good graces you're in in order to survive.

You'd think billionaires of the 1990s would agree, but they can 10x their money if they just avoid falling out of windows.

[–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

don't want a world

Yes, that is one of the Warlords: The Great Filter timelines.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 1 day ago

How was he supposed to know that ALL THE IMMIGRANTS would include him?!