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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We're poetic beings

Also, every third person is actually a door that was turned into a person by the Door Witch

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

She sounds like an amazing person

Imagine being born a door and someone comes along

And you get a chance to experience love

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, I got no beef with the Door Witch

Now, the witch who turned me into a real boy when I used to be a raccoon...

Let's just say there's some acrimony there

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Boys can be raccoons and raccoons can be boys. It's all real.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, but i used to have a tail

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm sick of AI wearables that spy on everyone around me, where's my tail??

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oooh.

Need to get me a mecha-dendrite

Start praying to the Omnissiah

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Praise them, cogs up

There are actually people that make ~~robot~~ motorized tails, e.g. https://thetailcompany.com/

They look really cool. And kinda expensive.


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