this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2026
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We're poetic beings
Also, every third person is actually a door that was turned into a person by the Door Witch
She sounds like an amazing person
Imagine being born a door and someone comes along
And you get a chance to experience love
Oh yeah, I got no beef with the Door Witch
Now, the witch who turned me into a real boy when I used to be a raccoon...
Let's just say there's some acrimony there
Boys can be raccoons and raccoons can be boys. It's all real.
Yeah, but i used to have a tail
I'm sick of AI wearables that spy on everyone around me, where's my tail??
Oooh.
Need to get me a mecha-dendrite
Start praying to the Omnissiah
Praise them, cogs up
There are actually people that make ~~robot~~ motorized tails, e.g. https://thetailcompany.com/
They look really cool. And kinda expensive.
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