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Cereal is the most delicious thing in the universe that doesn't require anything more than pouring two things into a bowl. No peeling, heating, mixing, blending, layering, etc. Two things, in a bowl, and you don't use goes back in the place it came from.
That bowl was a little big for me, I'll just drain the milk back into the jug and put these soggy bits back in the box.
y'know, the kids in africa and all
Kids in Africa also don't like soggy cereal?
I thought the rock stars fixed that ages ago.
That money went nowhere near any kids with flies in their eyes. The government got their cut though, and then used food as a weapon, literally as bait to capture rebels who were then abused
Darn you rock stars!
If you use a funnel to pour the cereal into the jug, you can have a swig of soggy bits on demand!
I've seen a few people attempt to open a "cereal milk" restaurant, where you can order CocoPuff milk, Cinnamon Toast Crunch milk, Fruity Pebbles milk, etc.
The few I've seen have flamed out pretty fast, which is predictable for an idea that was obviously cooked up by a couple of rich college kids while passing the bong, and then convincing their wealthy fathers into coughing up the starting costs.
Youve seen this more than once? wut? same or different cities?
I've seen it written about at least 3 different times, in different cities. Like I said, it's the kind of an idea that sounds like genius when you're baked.