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Child molesters, war criminals, election losers, professional assassins, hoooo doggy! This is one of those stories where literally everyone involved actively makes the world a worse place.

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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 53 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I hope he plays the classics, like "I do not recall." And "That depends on your definition of is."

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

"Let me be clear, I didn't enjoy the handjob." billdawg

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I do not recall."

To be fair, this might actually be the case at this point. I mean the man didn't exactly age well, he looks like he's already dead lol

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ya, he wasn't looking great in 2016 and he looks worse every time I see him.🤞

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

is his face charlie kirking as he ages?

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol why does photo give me Pinocchio vibes. hahaha

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

he wants ~~to be~~ a real boy

[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

I did not have sex with that girl.

Because it’s statutoryremoved.

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

"I did not inhale" -> "I did not have an erection"

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if ever there were a time to suddenly develop shame, it'll be so funny if it happens now.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol, if anything I'd expect the opposite. They're both getting up in the years, I could see them getting indignant and righteously start lecturing on the age of consent or something. Hillary more than Bill, as she's always been bad about that and he's had a silver tongue, but if there were ever a time for him to slip up now would be it. timmy-pray

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

oh shit, you're right