The elite pedophilia conspiracy according to Qanon-types: You see, when they write that they are out of "gorgonzola" for the "cheese pizza" then that means that the kids in the basement have been drained of their Orgon energy. If you look closely at the logo of the store across from Comet PingPong then-

The actual elite pedophilia scandal:
"Hello Jeffrey Epstein it's me Elon Musk, please plaease please please pleasssssse let me come to your island so I can do sexcrimes on children, it would be so epic!"
"Helo Elonn, sry but I am out of town :/ molesting kids with Bono in ireland .. some other time maybe we can have sex with minors together - Jeffrey Epstein"
"ps. here is a picture of me, Donald Trump, The King of Spain, Jamie Foxx and Bill Gates and we're all crouching over sleeping womin lol, have a good one"

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 4 points 21 hours ago

Ffs I’m going to hell for laughing at that

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

even when they do hide it, it's like texting a low-end drug dealer

I've got some new coffee beans if you want a cup

What kind of beans?

The kind you put up your nose and the kind you smoke

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

"dude chill it's cool, snapchat doesn't save messages" - A message I definitely didn't receive from my plug shortly before the Chris D'elia stuff