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[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 79 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looking at the ingredients, there's nothing in these that seems unsuitable for humans. But the directions say to dissolve half the package in 55 gallons of water, so have fun trying to figure out how much to put in your liter water bottle.

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Simple, dissolve the whole package in one gallon of water, and then the solution is 110 times as potent as it should be.

Round up to 128 because watering it down a little more won't hurt you, and that simplifies the math. You put one ounce of that gallon of solution into a second gallon of water, and you're ready to drink. Repeat with a new gallon of tap water mixed with an ounce of your solution as needed.

[–] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 7 hours ago

Judging by the ingredients list I think you'd be at risk of vitamin A poisoning.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago

If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device.

1 comes before 2, comes before 60, comes after 12, comes before 6 trillion, comes after 504.

This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Or just simplify it using a scale to get 1/2 gram per liter

113.4g (4oz.) / 208.19765L (55gal.) = ~0.5447g/L

edit: didn't see it was half a package

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

.5447g? Yeah lemme just busy out my nanogram scale

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 1 points 3 hours ago

Significant figures go brrrrr :3

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Drug dealer who sells inkjet ink

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I got a Canon printer (Idk which kind) and it has the liquid fill. Bought it like two years ago and it still prints today and I haven't had to buy more ink. So far, best printer I've had.

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Be careful to make sure that it doesn't spoil faster in water. And that it doesn't settle

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago

So just drink 110 gallons of water a day, got it.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Allero@lemmy.today 0 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder what exactly makes it okay for animals, but not for humans, though

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Probably comes from a dirty ass factory that isn’t licensed to make food for human consumption

[–] Allero@lemmy.today -1 points 7 hours ago
[–] iks@lemmy.world 0 points 19 hours ago

Dissolve 1 package in 110 gallons. Fuck yeah. One glass for me, all in 250ml