My former coworker would regularly doordash a single Gatorade to work. We had work provided Gatorade but it was only lemon-lime or whatever the red flavor is. Coworker could only drink blue. And he'd also always be in the bathroom taking a shit when the courier arrived so I'd have to pick up his Gatorade since our work site is down a confusing road and visitors often don't know what building is which since they're poorly labeled.

I confronted him about this and asked why he didn't simply purchase blue Gatorade to put in the fridge. He said someone might steal it.

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just keep powdered blue Gatorade in your prison wallet so you can shart out Gatorade whenever you want

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

I’m like 90% sure this is OSHA compliant, definitely far more than having a random DoorDash driver on the worksite

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

He said someone might steal it.

yeah i mean you can't trust the work fridge.

he could use a cooler and some ice packs and that shit would pay for itself on the second day

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

he'd also always be in the bathroom taking a shit

fidel-salute Uncritical support. Why weren't you shitting on the clock comrade.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

:bruh:

[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

for how much he paid for several gatorades he could have probably bought like 12. are 9 out of 12 gatorades going to get stolen?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

whatever the red flavor is

Nah you got it, it's red flavour