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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 133 points 3 weeks ago (18 children)

Are people really this afraid of strangers? Last year I bought a bicycle from a woman, she sent me her address, I went there, it was just her and her baby waiting for me with the bicycle. Didn't even kidnap her.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 71 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Didn't even kidnap her.

And they say chivalry is dead.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Just left her there. Didn't bring her home. I say chivalry is dead

Tap for spoiler/s

[–] wieson@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Didn't even bring her back to the keep so that my liege lord could sell her back for ransom. So much for chivalry.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

We truly live in an unchivalrous society insert joker meme here

[–] python@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

That seems kind of like the standard procedure around here (Germany) too. When you sell something online, the expectation is always that the buyer comes to the sellers house to pick up the item. I've never seen anyone do that "let's meet at this random parking lot" thing americans tend to do.

[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The US is a lower trust society than most of Europe

[–] python@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That is sad. Openly showing trust to the people around you (even if you have to take the first step and give someone the benefit of the doubt) creates the safest, most pleasant communities. Plus it's just a massive hassle and mental strain to distrust everyone all the time.

[–] mrlemmyhimself@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Indeed. The death of the local community will be the undoing of America

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Well, what do you expect? It's full of Americans.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yep I get it, it's a 3rd world thing. In my home country that's what I'd do.

[–] avg@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Enjoy it man, that's a privilege to have and it only takes 1 bad incident for it all to come crumbling down when the media blows it out of proportion and everyone goes on a witch hunt for minorities.

[–] Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Pretty sure it takes a whole lot more than that.

[–] avg@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You would think but wasn't it in Germany that people went out attacking migrants in response to an incident where migrants were the perpetrators?

All I'm saying is that you assume people will respond logically like yourself but in reality that's rarely the case.

[–] Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

There were a few attacks by angry people. But who says that in Germany "a whole lot more" hasn't happened? People are losing their jobs, capitalism is massively extracting people's wealth, enshittification everywhere. "A whole lot more" than one incident is currently happening.

All I'm doing is staying realistic. You saying "one incident is all it takes" is not literally true. It's an exaggeration, not an entirely untrue one, but still.

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[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't you remember the turning point of the 2002 Hartford kidnapping that turned the US society from a tolerant and inclusive society to a racist and violent hell?

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[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

People are shity sometimes. I’m one that goes to an address if that’s the expectation. But there are items I almost never sell in person from my home, electronics being one.

My mother had a garage sale (total American thing I'm sure) and was robbed a few weeks later by someone taking an unusual amount of time “shopping“ with her phone out. The gal was a fool, had recordings on her phone of her and the places she was going to rob with address. After a month or so of this, she was caught and her phone searched where they found 20+ videos of other houses where they looked at stuff that would make for easy theft from the garage.

Lessons here are you need to decide who do you let in your home and I know it’s a lot to do with culture. Europe has some social support in place, the USA just says good luck and fuck off.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

My wife occasionally agrees to meet people if they live on the other side of the county and it's going to take them an hour to get to our house.

Usually people just come and pick up their items. We live suburbia though so maybe they feel "safer."

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

they live on the other side of the county and it's going to take them an hour to get to our house.

Every now and again I'm reminded just how small some countries are, I drive 45min to work every day and I'm only one town over, meanwhile in 15 more minutes you can be on "the other side" of a whole country?

Meanwhile the trip across the US with no stops and traffic will take me 1d 19hr for 2,544 mi (4094.171 km) (according to openstreetmaps).

Edit: LOL I can't read. It's still true I suppose just not in this case haha.

[–] Affidavit@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

LOL in my defense I had just woken up and I guess I thought you lived in like Luxembourg or some shit.

Yeah fair that aforementioned work is in the next county over from me haha.

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 42 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

No, I wanted a bicycle, not a baby. Also kidnapping is kind of frowned upon in my culture.

[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 weeks ago

You kidnapped the bicycle? You monster!

[–] avg@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No way, same thing in my culture, you from earth too??

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

No, I'm from Betelgeuse V.

[–] _edge@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's why she brought her baby. No one is going to kidnap someone with a baby. To much hassle.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's why I always bring a puppy to kidnappings: to distract babies.

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[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Also Zaphod didn’t want to mention it but the baby had a knife.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You got the baby though, right?

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Of course. She was a single mother, kidnapping her would be dumb. When you kidnap the baby, you can get ransom from her.

[–] insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

That is what the story is about, yes, women have a fear of harm from men. I assume you know why.

[–] white_nrdy@programming.dev 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Even the lamp. Fucking lamps...

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why even make a fucking lamp in the first place? Weren't regular lamps good enough as they were?

You kids these days... back in my day, before leds, you would never even consider using a lamp for any kind of sexual act. Between the bulb melting your flesh, the risks of broken glass, and the risks of electrocution... Well it just wasn't worth it.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 3 weeks ago

well the led lamps are pretty handy butt flutes, but you don't really care for music do ya?

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[–] tehmics@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Didn't kidnap her yet. Now you know her address for a later date, without the pretext to incriminate you! I'm onto you, pal

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

And she doesn't have a bike to make a fast getaway!

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

My neighbor was selling something, the person came over but either didn’t get it or saw something he liked became they came back and broke into their house to get it.

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