I'm so tired of seeing ads for these things.
Where do I put my cash? Where do the coins go? Where do I keep the photo of my cat? What if I have more than 5 cards?
Why is it so expensive?
THIS IS NOT A GOD DAMN WALLET!!! You might as well tie your 3 cards with a rubber band and call that a wallet!
FUCK YOU
Y'know, I used to think Americans couldn't make good sketch comedy. I stand corrected. The ending's great but the slow reveal of his plan that feels horribly inevitable right from the start is actual genius.