I'm so tired of seeing ads for these things.
Where do I put my cash? Where do the coins go? Where do I keep the photo of my cat? What if I have more than 5 cards?
Why is it so expensive?
THIS IS NOT A GOD DAMN WALLET!!! You might as well tie your 3 cards with a rubber band and call that a wallet!
FUCK YOU
You’re supposed to hide a former chex-mix bucket somewhere at home, comrade. Then, during the arduous months, you feed each coin into the machine at supermarket checkout holding up the line like hell cause you’ll be fucked if you’re giving some bourgeoisie robot bandit 12.9% of my fucking coins. Fuck the U.S. it is literally what it wants people to think the USSR was.