this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2026
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I'm so tired of seeing ads for these things.

Where do I put my cash? Where do the coins go? Where do I keep the photo of my cat? What if I have more than 5 cards?

Why is it so expensive?

THIS IS NOT A GOD DAMN WALLET!!! You might as well tie your 3 cards with a rubber band and call that a wallet!

FUCK YOU

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[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 34 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Where do I put my cash

The money clip

Where do the coins go

take a penny plate

Where do I keep the photo of my cat?

Breast pocket, closest to your heart.

What if I have more than five cards

Alright moneybags, no need to brag.

While these are overpriced, it's not really any different from a leather slim wallet.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I have more than five cards because I have a library card, driver's licence, etc...

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago

when will the poors finally be allowed to have library cards>:(