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[–] BiggestPiggest@lemmy.world 51 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

He might rape children but at least he doesn’t pirate software.

[–] invictvs@lemmy.world 53 points 11 hours ago

I'm happy to say I have nothing in common with him

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 70 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

You can excuse child rape? 🤨

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 41 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Corporate America in a nutshell

[–] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 6 points 10 hours ago

but if your a multi trillion dollar company you can pirate whatever you want for your ai unless your a common joe which in case your getting sued for 10 million dollars

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I pirate software, but at least I don't rape children.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 17 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Gotta draw a line somewhere.

Would you download a 13 year old?

I'm not a monster!

Downloading is illegal. I have morals.

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I only steal children, not software.

[–] entwine@programming.dev 6 points 14 hours ago

People can always make more children, but shareholder value? That comes once in a lifetime.