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[โ€“] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I only steal children, not software.

[โ€“] entwine@programming.dev 6 points 14 hours ago

People can always make more children, but shareholder value? That comes once in a lifetime.