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Windows 7 (media.piefed.zip)

submitted 6 months ago by Maven@piefed.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Gotta draw a line somewhere.

Would you download a 13 year old?

I'm not a monster!

Downloading is illegal. I have morals.

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I only steal children, not software.

[–] entwine@programming.dev 7 points 6 months ago

People can always make more children, but shareholder value? That comes once in a lifetime.