I just assume anyone named after a biblical brother-murderer is going to be a bad guy unless they're Michael Caine, and even then I only assume he's wholesome because he has a cartoon accent.

[–] SnakeEyes@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Michael Caine served in the Korean war, wants mandatory conscription, and less tax for the rich, he even describes himself as a Tory.

He is an asshole through and through

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 2 points 26 minutes ago

Well shit. The Law of Cain is scientifically proven.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 7 hours ago

c/parenting name your sons “David”,

Goliath is winning sadness-abysmal

[–] Formerlyfarman@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

What about kane from CNC? He seems ok

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago

Falls under the Michael Caine exception where a different spelling gives you the benefit of the doubt until proven to be biblically-accurate.