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[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 98 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They probably need to show investors that the money spent developing it is worth it. “We’ve added X amount of users this quarter alone!”

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 1 day ago

It worked for Microsoft. The month after they started to force install Teams in windows they published user numbers showing how teams had sprinted ahead of Slack by that metric, and the tech press mostly ate it up.

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe, but how do they respond to the followup "Nice! How?"

[–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's probably not a question that'll get asked, unfortunately. What will get asked is why those numbers dropped off abruptly the next quarter.

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why would it not get asked? It's the most obvious, logical followup

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a shareholder, you are financially incentivised to not question narratives the company presents if they supposedly present the company in a good light.

Suppose you do ask, the narrative unravels and the share price tanks. Congrats, you've just lost a buttload of money. Why would you do that?

No, best option is to applaud loudly, tout it in the press and watch useful idiots buy your shares at inflated prices.

The people who do ask the questions are the people the company doesn't feel obliged to answer.

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That doesn't make any sense. Nothing unravels, numbers moved from one chart to another. The big number didn't actually change.

[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Congrats, you have discovered that the stock market is irrational

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 1 points 2 hours ago

Hmm, I'm not sure this is any evidence of that.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The share price might change, as that's largely based on feelings instead of facts. Sure they didn't sell as well, but they presented numbers that look better (even if they aren't) so line go up.

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 1 points 2 hours ago

Why would the share price change.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Large Shareholders some care about how the line goes up, just that it does. Constantly. Every quarter.

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol -4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then they wouldn't even be the people getting told this information about subscription numbers, so I'm still not sure how it's supposed to work

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Subscription info is definitely part of the information provided to investors. The raw numbers may not be in the financial documents, but revenue from subscriptions most definitely is and will give a general idea of changes even if the company doesn't give the numbers directly.

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right, but again, if they're that birds-eye-view, then the bump in subs in one spot is negated by the drop in the other and the net result they're looking at is what they care about.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shareholders are dumb panicky creatures. As long as the numbers aren't terrible and you say some nice things most of them take it as gospel.

Spinning shit as a positive is a full time career in the corporate world after all.

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right, but I'm saying the "numbers" aren't influenced by this.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They are as far as the shareholders are concerned if Amazon is telling them about different tiers of subscription. The bullshit the company spins is just as, if not more, important than the raw numbers. Especially when companies only report mandated info and the raw numbers they're referencing aren't disclosed for comparison.

Statistics is the art of making up a narrative you want to show via numbers, and finding a way to say it exists regardless of reality.

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

if Amazon is telling them about different tiers of subscription

Which, as I said, means it all comes out in the wash. If revenue is +100% here and -100% there, it's 0%. Either they are looking big picture, and that's what they see, or they're zoomed in and therefore in a scenario where they would ask the follow up.

They care about revenue going up. It doesn't go up, unless it does.

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

except that the new subscription costs more, and has AI features. now the line did go up, and investors can be told that people want AI

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 0 points 1 day ago

It costs more? People we being automatically switched to a tier that costs more money?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not usually. These people tend to be really stupid. There's a reason why businesses degrees are made fun of so much.