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Fifth-Grader Writes 'Mrs. Alan Greenspan' All Over Her Notebook

INDEPENDENCE, MO–Brianna Kilgore, 11, a fifth-grader at Westlake Elementary School, was observed scribbling “Mrs. Alan Greenspan” an estimated 200 times in her notebook during class Monday. “She was totally writing ’Mrs. Alan Greenspan’ and ’Brianna Greenspan’ all over her spelling notebook–big and small, in cursive and block letters, everything,” said Ashley Taylor, who sits directly behind Kilgore in Mrs. Schukal’s class. “Then she took out a pink marker and wrote ’B.K. + A.G.–4EVA’ inside a heart.” When confronted by Taylor, Kilgore denied being in love with the Fed chair and told her classmate to mind her own beeswax.