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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 13 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Under communism, there will be Mandatory Birthday for every human and pet. Like the metric system before it we shouldn't have to remember a bunch of obscure days just to celebrate sufficiently throughout the year. One class, one struggle, one birthday.

edit: not to be confused with my dog's 37 Days of Birthday which is now in its 7th year. That will also continue under communism.