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There is a funny German song about this: Versengold - Im Bier sind Dinge drin
What I like about this song is that it also works as an argument against all this microchipping none sens, while being funny. If some world government really wanted to chip you, why not put it in beer, or the water supply, or food, etc. They do control all that stuff, you know.
Not that it makes much sense to put microchips in random people anyway, when almost everyone buys and carries a perfect surveillance suite with them everywhere. They even pay for the data and upgrade them to be faster once every few years. The inmates are financing the prison.
Oh, and of course, the same morons crying about microchips in vaccines are also uploading their stupid opinions to all kinds of websites on purpose.
It makes perfect sense for the shadow world government to put expensive microchips in vaccines, instead of just using the smartphones and smartwatches everyone paid for with their hard-earned money via their direct link to google, facebook and apple servers.
Sorry, I got a bit off-topic. Stupid conspiracy theories that make no sense at all are a big pet peeve of mine. Here are the translated lyrics for the song in bad formatting, if you're interested: