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[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

hope nobody ever gets literally exposed by a false positive. would be very annoying to be sitting there taking a shit when suddenly you're visible to everyone because some dust made a sensor freak out.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

It's pretty hard to get a false positive on a pm2.5 sensor if that's what they are using, though spraying deodorant would do it

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 points 46 minutes ago

New prank just dropped