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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you can simplify before distributing - and the PDFs you spam say you can - then there is no difference. You made it the fuck up.

2(n)^2^ is 2n^2^ whether n=a+b or n=a*b=ab. If you want to square the 2, that's (2n)^2^.

It's not about the multiply sign, or grouping, or division. You fooled yourself into saying 2=1.

[–] SmartmanApps@programming.dev -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you can simplify before distributing - and the PDFs you spam say you can

They say you can do that when there is Addition or Subtraction inside the Brackets. They also say you cannot Distribute over Multiplication, at all

then there is no difference

There is no difference between Addition and Multiplication?? 😂

You made it the fuck up

And yet, there it is in textbooks that were written before I was even born 😂

2(n)2 is 2n2 whether n=a+b or n=a*b=ab

Nope! a(b+c)=(ab+ac). a(bxc)=abc

If you want to square the 2, that’s (2n)2.

...or 2²xn², or 2(½n+½n)²

It’s not about the multiply sign, or grouping, or division

Yes it is! 😂 If there's a Multiply or a Divide, you cannot Distribute.

You fooled yourself into saying 2=1

Not me! 😂

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Every textbook with an answer key says you're full of shit.

Physical calculators say you're full of shit.

Advanced math programs say you're full of shit.

You can keep talking, but you're obviously just full of shit.

At some point you're either so deep in denial you should speak Swahili, or else being wrong on purpose is the point. The answer in either case is shut the fuck up.

2(n)^2^ is 2n^2^. Anything else is an inane complication nobody else believes in or uses or needs.

[–] SmartmanApps@programming.dev 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Every textbook with an answer key says you’re full of shit

Says person who can't find a Maths textbook that says a(bxc)=(abxac) 🙄

being wrong on purpose is the point

I'm gonna presume that's why you keep claiming a(bxc)=(abxac) 🙄

The answer in either case is shut the fuck up

says person still not doing that 😂

2(n)2 is 2n2

No it isn't! 😂 2xn² is

Anything else is an inane complication nobody else believes in or uses or needs

Except for authors of Maths textbooks 😂