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Ugh I can't believe my big city corporate job is making me work on Christmas, I have to go to my hometown of Christmasville to shut down a muffin shop. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 day ago by ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I don't care about small businesses I just wanna make that corporate money so me and my kinda distant and self interested husband can buy a penthouse.

I'm sure nothing will cause me to have a Christmas themed change of heart.

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[–] narr1@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Cut to a flasback sequence where it is revealed that this is all a psyop by Big Muffin to make hunky husband's muffin shop too overpriced to exist and to install a new McMuffin's to this rural town once all competition is eliminated by ways of lobbyists and capitalists. The sequence ends, cut to black.

fin.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 7 points 21 hours ago

Make this all about crumbl cookies and it would be true