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Ugh I can't believe my big city corporate job is making me work on Christmas, I have to go to my hometown of Christmasville to shut down a muffin shop. (hexbear.net)

submitted 14 hours ago by ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I don't care about small businesses I just wanna make that corporate money so me and my kinda distant and self interested husband can buy a penthouse.

I'm sure nothing will cause me to have a Christmas themed change of heart.

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[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 28 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I don't care, I just want to make money at my corporate job and am going to shut down your shop.

You are kinda hunky though so I will agree to go sledding with you.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 28 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Congratulations, Miss! As the mayor of Christmasville I'm honored to name you the winner of our annual sledding competition! Your prize is a romantic Christmas-themed dinner at a Christmas-themed restaurant for you and your +1. The perfect place for you to discover the meaning of Christmas.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 22 points 13 hours ago

Well, I guess I'll take this hunky muffin shop owner since he has been so nice to me despite closing his shop down.