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Hey it's me your hometown country bumpkin ex boyfriend. I own that muffin shop by the way and the muffins are great.
Hey, it's me, your less attractive but very funny best friend. Make sure to call me if your date goes poorly and you need surprisingly wise advice to get her back
Don’t forget to speak with a southern drawl and use lots of southern aphorisms despite living squarely in the midwest.
I don't care, I just want to make money at my corporate job and am going to shut down your shop.
You are kinda hunky though so I will agree to go sledding with you.
Congratulations, Miss! As the mayor of Christmasville I'm honored to name you the winner of our annual sledding competition! Your prize is a romantic Christmas-themed dinner at a Christmas-themed restaurant for you and your +1. The perfect place for you to discover the meaning of Christmas.
Well, I guess I'll take this hunky muffin shop owner since he has been so nice to me despite closing his shop down.