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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If a post is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Be nice. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements to private messages.
  7. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Curry egg salad is lovely.

Mayo is egg and oil, so yeah my french toast is kinda covered in it.

[–] ngdev@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

bread is flour and leavening agent, so yeah my dick is covered in bread

your french toast is not covered in mayo bc it has the ingredients of mayo. thats like the whole point of this post lmfao

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes that’s the whole point. Beginning of the comment thread was implying that they have different ingredients, no spices in egg salad and no mayo in french toast. They have the same ingredients. Oil, egg, bread. Not sure what you’re trying to argue against or why you dipped your dick in flour.

[–] ngdev@lemmy.zip -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it was a joke that i have a yeasty penis. its not mayo tho and that was the only point. and acting like bc it has the same ingredients its the same is pretty stupid. mayonnaise is a completely different experience and you know that

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Again it's not mayo it has the ingredients of mayo. Having the same ingredients but being different is the whole point of the post.

[–] ngdev@lemmy.zip -1 points 1 month ago

we're saying the same shit

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I feel like scrambled eggs and mayonnaise may be a bigger winner here