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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] ngdev@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it was a joke that i have a yeasty penis. its not mayo tho and that was the only point. and acting like bc it has the same ingredients its the same is pretty stupid. mayonnaise is a completely different experience and you know that

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Again it's not mayo it has the ingredients of mayo. Having the same ingredients but being different is the whole point of the post.

[–] ngdev@lemmy.zip 1 points 20 hours ago

we're saying the same shit