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[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 79 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

I mean, thisis pretty much the same for all languages...

Fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredandfiftyfive is not really any easier

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No, but:

Five hundred fifty-five thousand five hundred and fifty-five

is waaaaaay easier than

Fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredandfiftyfive

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

butwiththessdpricesthesedaysyougottaconsiderthestoragecosts

[–] I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You use numbers instead of the fucking words

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Those are numbers, my friend. You mean numerals, but those aren't very helpful in conversation if you can't say them. This is a post about learning a language, not arithmetic.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

♫ ♪ ♬ One trillion bottles of beer on the wall, one trillion bottles of beer,

you take one down pass it around nine-hundred and ninety-nine billion nine-hundred and ninety-nine million nine-hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred and ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall.

nine-hundred and ninety-nine billion nine-hundred and ninety-nine million nine-hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred and ninety-nine bottles of beer onn the wall. Nine-hundred and ninety-nine billion nine-hundred and ninety-nine million nine-hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred and ninety-nine bottles of beer, you take one down pass it around...

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Except, you know, spaces.

[–] Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

How do you feel about Einhundertzweiunddreißigtausendvierhundertfünfundsechzig?

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I love that band! Wait, no. I was mistaking it for Einstürzende Neubauten.

[–] I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did you hear it or should I repeat?

[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Once again, please