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[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 79 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

I mean, thisis pretty much the same for all languages...

Fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredandfiftyfive is not really any easier

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No, but:

Five hundred fifty-five thousand five hundred and fifty-five

is waaaaaay easier than

Fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredandfiftyfive

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

butwiththessdpricesthesedaysyougottaconsiderthestoragecosts

[–] I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You use numbers instead of the fucking words

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Those are numbers, my friend. You mean numerals, but those aren't very helpful in conversation if you can't say them. This is a post about learning a language, not arithmetic.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

♫ ♪ ♬ One trillion bottles of beer on the wall, one trillion bottles of beer,

you take one down pass it around nine-hundred and ninety-nine billion nine-hundred and ninety-nine million nine-hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred and ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall.

nine-hundred and ninety-nine billion nine-hundred and ninety-nine million nine-hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred and ninety-nine bottles of beer onn the wall. Nine-hundred and ninety-nine billion nine-hundred and ninety-nine million nine-hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred and ninety-nine bottles of beer, you take one down pass it around...

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Except, you know, spaces.

[–] Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago (12 children)

How do you feel about Einhundertzweiunddreißigtausendvierhundertfünfundsechzig?

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I love that band! Wait, no. I was mistaking it for Einstürzende Neubauten.

[–] I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

132465 noice

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[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did you hear it or should I repeat?

[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Once again, please

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Finnish equivalent would be viisisataaviisikymmentäviisituhattaviisisataaviisikymmentäviisi i think

It's even worse cause some of the numbers within the number are conjugated in the partitive case and whenever you want to conjugate the number into one of Finnish's 15 cases you have to apply it onto every number, so that number conjugated in the inessive case (meaning in something) is viidessäsadessaviidessäkymmenessäviidessätuhannessaviidessäsadessaviidessäkymmenessäviidessä i think

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Ok, you fin.

[–] BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

How 'bout tschechisches Streichholzschächtelchen?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Chuchichäschtli

[–] leave_it_blank@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Schäschische Tontäschnika.

[–] BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

555555, too much effort.

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Fünfhundertfünfundzwanzigtausendsechshundert Minuten

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

how about french counting/way of spelling a number? :D

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Read to the tune of "five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes."

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 1 month ago
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

The spaces between the words is not efficient.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago
[–] MissyBee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

Want to talk about it?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This looks like a fhün language.