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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm pretty emotionally vulnerable rn if any botanists out there want to tell what the hell is cool about fern jizz

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Guess I'm an anime now ✊😔 pray for me

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I just spent 20 minutes trying to put anime eyes PNG on Kevin James but the internet is dead and you can no longer do that for free. You're just going to have to imagine it based on the context

Wait here we go, this is the best I got. Fuck this gay earth

[–] stray@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Not a botanist, but their tadpoles swim. Plants without this feature will relocate the sperm themselves.

e: As a result of learning this, I also learned that molluscs, arthropods, and vertebrates all evolved brains independently, and it's actually normal for molluscs to have distributed brains rather than it being a neat quirk of a few examples. Arthropod brains are also more or less distributed depending on their specific needs.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Oh sick! Okay thanks for the fern facts. 👈😎👈

[–] anzo@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I studied biology and one thing I like about ferns is that they have these "dots" under their "leaves" that once mature drops a powder of spores that creates new ferns... Don't ask me why I like it, I just do. I find it simple and to the point. You can simply leave a pot with earth under a fern and then you will find a baby developing there. Just like magic, and very elegant.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Okay that's pretty cool. Doesn't follow what I thought was plant logic at all

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

idk if there are other cool parts, but the one i'm aware of is that their jizzulate is asexual, basically clones (i think). The ferns shed spores which grow into what looks like a leaf on the ground, then those "leaves" have their own more normal sex cells which do the usual thing, which then grow into actual ferns from the surface of the "leaf".
It's fucking wild.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay that is barely even plant behavior. Hella cool though

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

turns out life doesn't care what we think, and will merrily do whatever the fuck it feels like

there's a plant that can just magically grow to look like whatever other plants are near it, some-fucking-how