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[–] lilypad@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

::: spoiler Eventually, in their searches of the archives, they came across a curious poem:

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

ancom-heart catgirl-happy

Is there anything TNG can't do? Cat's are very much sentient though. They're just dumb as hell. XD

[–] lilypad@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

data-outdoor-cat you must tell her she is a good cat.

Is there anything TNG can't do?

patrick-lenin all we need to ask ourselves is what is to be done.

and what is to be done?picard-direct-action
spoiler spoiler Idk i just love that picard direct action emote lol :::