https://xcancel.com/Solidarity_Star/status/2000747641903169731
The original is much funnier, because—in addition to being closer to something an actual communist would say—it implies Americans are tough to educate.
[Educated?] Me? America's son? That will be a challenge!
i only learned how to read enough to understand various fast food franchise's menus. i will not be reading about "sharing" and "baths".