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I'm just saying shit would have gone down differently if I was a smurf bro. (hexbear.net)
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I'm not a weak man creating hard times like Papa Smurf. I'm a real smurf. I would beat Gargamel's ass. MMA bro. BJJ,

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Smurfette would totally go out with me bro, she'd be like wow you're badass.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's the thing bro. I've been watching a lot of smurfs not sleeping much just watching smurfs. It makes me so mad that she keeps choosing Hefty Smurf over me. I know I could kill Gargamel with one neck chop. They don't listen to me.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah bro sleep is for the weak.