Every country should make their “best foreign leader prize” or “world leader prize” and award it to Trump in exchange for lowering the tariffs. He’ll love it.

“I won so many prizes from all the countries in the world. They all love me. I told them, stop, don’t give me any more of those prizes, I’ve had enough of them. They said, no, President Trump, we have to give you the prize because you’re the smartest American president ever. You’re the most handsome president ever. Nobody ever said that to Biden! [crowd bursts out in laughter] I said well, since you’re so smart, you’re gonna get a tariff free deal with us. We’re gonna lower your tariff to zero percent, because you’re smart, you know what you’re doing, and I trust you won’t be ripping us off.”