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[Not the Onion] Trump won the inaugural FIFA peace prize. (archive.today)

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

BREAKING: FIFA awards Trump "Best Honorary High Scorer" award.

Later...

BREAKING: FIFA awards Trump "Best Honorary Player" award.

Eventually...

BREAKING: FIFA awards Trump "Best Best Very, Very Best" award. It is a 10 foot high gold-plated statue of the president. The president says "FIFA membership mandatory to keep citizenship and not go to shithole country prison. Even better Trump Gold-Level Membership or maybe still bye-bye to shithole."