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Touching your balls is gay.
I had a 9th grade student who didn't believe that men washed their own asses because it was gay. Yes, he was retarded, but in that behavior classroom kind of way.
We, the students and I, could not convince him otherwise.
Hah, i worked for the military and had to supervise 60-70 guys from 20 to 40 years old. For some reasons bidets came up and the fact that i have one. They thought it was super weird. I said that i'd find it weird if you accidentally touched some poo, clean it off with a piece of paper and then call it a day until you take a shower.
The big takeaway was that no one washed their ass in the shower ever because that's gay. Man, i too wonder why no one gives them blowjobs.
Maybe they're worried that if they prod around there with a soapy finger they'll throw a boner in front of their friends.
All day one of your balls is touching another one of your balls. If your balls are gay, you're as gay as they come.
Oh Gawd, my balls are having gay sex all day!
More like gay foreplay I think. You must be so randy!
It's my balls! They're the ones that are gay randy, not me.
Hey, Gay Randy sounds like a fun cabaret act. Or maybe like a reverse drag queen act, like a women dressing as a man? Would that be funny? Not as funny as a drag queen, probably.
MAGAs might still hate it, and that's always funny.
Last night I noticed my thighs rubbing the side of my balls gently as I went back upstairs to go to bed. Silly gay thighs flirting with the randy gay balls.
I've lost 90 pounds (thank you, thank you), and noticed the other day that my thighs weren't rubbing together for the first time in many years. It seems that losing weight has made my groinal region less gay.
You have done very well indeed! Kudos on the straighter thighs.
Washing your ass is also gay.
Just thinking about it is gay.
You lost, Reddit boy?