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Donald is absolutely smitten with Zohran! I can't believe what I'm watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptzw8efnogo

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It must be so easy to grease up ol' Donny, just bow before him and tell him how great he is and all is right, it's so funny.

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Or just tell him you want to build big buildings and make trains go fast, crime down.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 30 points 4 days ago (2 children)

he's like the son I never had!

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What's going on in Trump's brain right now.

Barron is actually my son. So very, very good. In the future - could be president maybe. But too young now. Zohran is not my son. Also - brown and dirty. Brown and dirty is bad. But very polite to me. And I don't know why but no accent. Why? And smart! How can he be so smart?! Plus people like him. I shouldn't say this because I'm listening but people hate me. It's true! It's true! They do - even if I pretend they don't. Barron still good but I could adopt Zohran and replace Junior and Erick. Never liked them anyway. Duds. Big duds. Zohran adoption very, very dumb idea. But good idea too?...

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

How about it Mamdani want to be my son? trump-drenched

No.

Well, maybe you aren't ready for that yet, and that's okay, we're not mad, are we folks? No! trump-anguish

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

Barron: "I'm right here dad."

Trump: "shit up Barron I'm talking to my cool new friend Zohran."

[–] makotech222@hexbear.net 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I imagine he just asked trump if he misses old nyc or something and talked about broadway or whatever

[–] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Underrated comment. I could talk to a boomer from my very provincial hometown and even if they know I’m a communist I could probably get them to like me. People love connecting on those sorts of things.