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[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 81 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There's also a statue of George Washington in England. Except the US shipped a bunch of dirt all the way across the Atlantic from Virginia so he would technically not be standing on British soil.

Humans do weird shit just to make a statement.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dracula did the same when he moved to England

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But is Dracula twelve stories high and made of radiation?

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] klugerama@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I heard that motherfucker had, like, 30 goddamn dicks

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

He was a gundam.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I heard... that... motherfucker had, like... thirty goddamn dicks.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago

"What do we do with all this rubble and old dirt?"

"Ship it to the UK and call it patriotism"

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago

The state is entirely based on lies and delusions.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_religion