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Microblog Memes

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[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dracula did the same when he moved to England

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But is Dracula twelve stories high and made of radiation?

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] klugerama@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I heard that motherfucker had, like, 30 goddamn dicks

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

He was a gundam.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I heard... that... motherfucker had, like... thirty goddamn dicks.