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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

you can't spell alpha without Achilles and Patroclus

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The alpha story about how the world's coolest guy got his feelings hurt and wouldn't come out of his room so his beautiful boyfriend had to do his job for him and died

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Achilles has gotta be like, the most weak sauce of ancient Greek heroes as well. Dude only killed other guys, not even any monsters.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

Soyjack Achilles vs Chad Sigma Grindset Perseus

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He also cheated because being nearly immortal. Couldn't he just take an axe and chop the gate?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Might run through a few axes but I cant see why not