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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 58 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can if both people are older than each other

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 33 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You can easily achieve this because time is relative to speed. Date someone roughly half an hour older than you, then get them to spend 6 months on the Tiangong space station at 28,000km/h. Meanwhile, remain as motionless as possible. Because time passed slower for them, and faster (relatively) for you, you will have aged more than them despite being younger.

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Once the ISS is de-orbited in 2030, only the Chinese will be allowed to have sex. Then, the American century of humiliation will truly begin.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is there another explanation for american behavior?

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

If you are involved with them before that, it's grooming