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submitted 6 days ago by moonluna@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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I always have a Reddit user chauffeur me home. They don't think too much.

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I’m an unmedicated ADHD-haver with prosopagnosia and a fucked up set of motor cortexes.

Come on, kill me. It’s not hard. I’m a double stroke victim who has a hard time walking.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They'd have to leave their parents' basement for that to happen. I think that everyone in this thread could kick their shit in.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes I think about that story “Deathworlders” a lot, where humanity finds out it’s the most sturdy and muscular force in the entire galaxy, and that an average bartender could rip the arms off a member of the second-strongest, incredibly-feared species, and beat them senseless with their own arms.

(Those fuckers tried to land in the middle of a hockey game, and over the course of thirty seconds, the audience went from “oh shit aliens!” to “kick their ass! kick their ass!”)

I’m just saying, I could prolly rip this guy’s arm off with my one good hand, and slap him with it, and leave.

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Great story, but it descended too far into muscle-wank for my liking.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah. I’m not at that point yet, but once it does, I’ll go find other things to read. Having a good time with it for now.